CHALNANGE ACCEPTED – Tell me a joke

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Few days ago I was celebrating 7 years on Hive 🎉 And now… it’s my turn to give a little bit back to the community. With a reward! I mean… I can’t exactly send you cake (trust me, I would if I could) but I can send you some Hive… 😊))

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So… let me explain…

When I joined Hive, I never imagined it would be such a big part of my life. I found my purpose here. I found a path that helped me through hard times. I learned how to calm my brain when my thoughts are like little fireworks about to explode and… yeah… I’m on the verge of an epileptic seizure. Sometimes it’s really hard to say out loud what’s inside. But writing? Writing helps. Even if it’s just in my head at 2 a.m. when I can’t sleep and strange feelings start creeping in… I start writing an article in my mind. (Yes, I know, sounds weird… but it works for me ) 😉

So… THANK YOU. Thank you Hive team. Thank you Hive people. You changed my life. 💜

Ok… now that’s out of my system… back to the point of this post.

The badge I CANNOT get 😅

So… I was scrolling through my HiveBuzz profile, looking at all the rewards and badges I already got… and there is ONE badge I just. can. not. get. DAILY TOP COMMENTED 😭 And I was like… noooo… I want this… like a kid wanting a puppy. 🐶

There’s so many amazing writers here and I’m still a small girl in this big Hive world… but I am ready to fight for it. If not with this post… maybe the next. We can try, right? 😉

My big master plan 💡

So I was thinking… and then… BAM… lightbulb over my head… maybe THIS is the way. I will ask you guys… to write me a joke. Everybody knows at least one joke, right? We ALL need more laughing in life…

I even have a daily news page where I scroll to the bottom just to see the joke of the day. Best combo ever: coffee… depressing news… and a joke. 😉

How this will work

If I understand correctly (which… many times… I don’t 😂), I need to get the most comments in 1 day (24 hours). So…

1️⃣ Write your joke in the comments — any style, any type. 2️⃣ The best 3 jokes get a reward: 🥇 1st place – 5 Hive 🥈 2nd place – 3 Hive 🥉 3rd place – 2 Hive 3️⃣ I’ll choose the winners either by: - The most upvotes on the comment - OR the ones that make me laugh so loud my poor neighbours think I’m dying 😅 4️⃣ All jokes are welcome — cheesy, dark, weird, spicy, completely random. 5️⃣ No downvoting just because you don’t like it — it’s just a freaking joke, ok?!

In case you need inspiration…there is my warm-up for you...

Dark humor is like food… not everyone gets it. 🫢😬😂

How do you call an epileptic in a kitchen? Shake 'n bake ( Hey, I'm an epileptic, so I can joke about it!) 🫨😅

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high… she looked surprised. 😧😂

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Alright… now it’s YOUR turn. Let’s fill this comment section, make my neighbours question my sanity, and get me that shiny badge. And remember… don’t be mad. Don’t be offended. Life’s too short… and jokes are just jokes.

With love (and bad humor), @tinabrezpike ❤️

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There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary and those who don't

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One of my favs :-)

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Hehe ;)

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Hahaha… actually…true 😂

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I went skydiving for the first time.

This guy strapped himself to me, we jumped out of the plane and as we plummeted, he said:

"So, how long have you been an Instructor?"

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Ok…I laughed out loud!! 😂😂

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😜Wife says, "Please buy some yogurt at the store, and if they have eggs, bring 10 of them." He comes home, puts 10 yogurts on the table, and says, "They had eggs."

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Muhahaha 😂😂 good one 😂

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The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss the matter.

Dad: "This is unacceptable, I don't use the home phone, I use my work phone."

Mom: "Me too, I use my company phone. I hardly use the home phone."

Son: "I use my office mobile. I never use the home phone."

All of them shocked turned to look at the maid who was patiently listening to them all this time.

Maid: "What? So we all use our work phones, what is the big deal?"

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Good one @godfish !

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I'm glad you liked it :)

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Haha! Thank you for this…This is the kind of joke that really made me laugh out loud! 😂

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Glad to hear that :)

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Happy 7th Hive Anniversary!!! 🎉

And the joke... hmmmm....

On this heat, it's best to NOT go out of your home from 10:00 to 19.09. 😃

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Needed to read 2 times, buuuut I understand now 😂😂😂 I'm blonde…sometimes it takes time for me to understand them 😂😂 and no…this is not a joke 😂

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Okay, I hope you'll get the batch! Here's my favorite jokes:

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. We're very efficient and don't have a sense of humor.

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Ahahaa…I don't know any jokes about Germans…why? Because they don't have any 😂

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Yeah, I got that one told by a friend from France, and he told me that it was funny, so I just went with it 😜

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7 years journey on here is no small fit Tina.... You're one of those hive has given me recently, and I'm glad we get to connect....Thanks for being kind. You’ve already won hearts, now go snatch that comment crown too 👑♥️

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Why did the depressed computer go to therapy? Because it had too many tabs open and couldn’t process anything anymore:P

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Yes, this joke really made me laugh! 😂 Thank you! ❤️

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Greetings @tinabrezpike ,

Wishing you a Happy Hive Birthday! Seven is such a good number! Happy Seven!

Ah...I am the worst at telling jokes...they fall flat...so I will spare you. ^__^

However I would not want you to miss out on that badge.

Kind Regards to the two of you,

Bleujay

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Thank you for this ❤️

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This is a great way to celebrate the ocassion. I made a huge jokes glossary on #threads you can have good times reading them...have fun.

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Shit…I laughed at your joke, but now I'm crying because I saw how many comments you have in this group! 😂😂🤔 But there’s still hope for me to win this badge… maybe in the next life. Time to come up with a new idea! 😂😂😂

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Shake 'n bake 😁👍 I won't tell jokes, but will give a small addon to your comment by simply writing Congrats on your hive anniversary! 🌸

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Jeaaah, we are shaking eggs 😂 Thank you ❤️

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Manually curated by the @qurator Team. Keep up the good work! ^{Like what we do? Consider voting for us as a Hive witness.}

Curated by ewkaw

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When I joined Hive, I never imagined it would be such a big part of my life. I found my purpose here. I found a path that helped me through hard times.

Wow hiveblog is indeed a lovely and beneficial platform. Its benefits are numerous and the rewards are immense. It also offer users the opportunity to learn new things daily. @tinabrezpike

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